Well what can I say?

I’m an ordinary person with ordinary looks, ordinary intelligence and ordinary dreams. I am so ordinary that the only extraordinary thing about me is probably my height. I stand approximately at 1.6x metres tall, where 5 < x < 9, but my spikey hair can bring my height up to a few centimetres taller. Urm nope, I don’t wear heels.

A stroke of good luck got me into a course in a local university a year (or so) ago, but my ordinary intelligence is causing me to struggle with school work every now and then and landing me with ordinary grades. Since I can’t do much about my intelligence, I always pray that my coursemates are ordinary enough to get the same ordinary grades as I do. When I say coursemates, I don’t mean mugging robots from Tiongland.

At this point of time, my dream is to graduate with a good degree, get a good job and a stable income and start a family. Pretty ordinary enough it seems, because I think that’s what the other 3,999,999+++ people in the Singapore society are thinking of.

I am oh so ordinary.

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FAQs

Why shortfart?

I'm sure everyone recalls the time when Glenn Ong came on air on 987fm with a group of funny characters. Shortfart was my favourite then. Later on, I realised I could identify with the nickname (for obvious reasons) and hence it became a very suitable moniker, subsequently used as the URL for this blog.

When did you start blogging? Why?

In July 2003 when blogging wasn't really a trend then as much as it is now. I started blogging because well... I love to write. It started off as a journal (sounds damn uncool for a guy to have a "diary") mainly for my rants during my junior college days, but I grew to love writing about random things other than myself.

No more rants on this blog I promise, and that is why I decided to go public and let the world read my beautiful entries. Oh and appreciate my new blog theme. Ha ha.

Speaking of blog themes, why BABES?

Then I shall ask, why not? The last template I did was on cartoon heroes, and doing this template has been on my mind since a couple of months ago.

When told that I'd be doing a template on babes, a friend of mine asked me this question: "Women or pigs?"

Do I look like I will do a blog theme on pigs? *smacks forehead*

Oh my. You did this blog template?

Not really. I tweaked the original template a little bit to get what you see now. For the ignoramus, I have zero knowledge of Photoshop. All Editting is done by Paint/Powerpoint. The end product isn't really fab, but I guess I am quite happy with it.

Is Jessica Alba your favourite babe? Who is in your top ten list of babes?

Yes Jessica Alba (sans Herpes) is my favourite.

My top ten babes are as follows:
10. Vanessa Hudgens (ergh stupid Efron)
09. Megan Fox
08. Shu Qi
07. Aishwarya Rai
06. Maggi Q
05. Eva Longoria
04. Hamasaki Ayumi (sans STD)
03. Adriana Lima
02. Kristin Kreuk
01. Jessica Alba

No one is allowed to criticise my top ten ranking. Questions like "wth why is Shu Qi even in?" and "Why is Hamasaki higher in ranking than Eva?" will be ignored because it IS my ranking and I love Asians too can?

Why do you blog so much? Shouldn't you be studying?

Studying is for the weak. That's why I always get sick nearing the exams.

Dontcha have other interests?

I do! I do almost anything a normal teenager would enjoy doing, except that I am no longer in my teens. Dang.

Describe yourself in three words.

Irritating
- because I love to irritate people till they get super duperly frustrated. Plus I am quite good at bugging people.

Lazy
- because I clean my room once every... day week fortnight month semester, but having said that, I assure you my room is not that messy, it's neater than a pig sty! And not cleaning my room on a regular basis does not make me a dirty boy.

Fickle
- because I am a Gemini.

Eew I hate Gemini.

And I hate Pisces! Ah huh! My point is, you can't please everyone. So bottomline, just please yourself lah. And I don't mean self pleasure.

A genie comes by your blog and is willing to grant you three wishes. What are they?

1. Grow taller by at least 10 centimetres so I can look down and laugh at those people who always laugh at my height.
2. Be brainier than all Ah Tiongs and Ah Nehs combined and make them lose all their intelligence, if any.
3. Get a pretty GF (Maggi Q will suffice, if not Kristin Kreuk... but best if it's Jessica Alba minus the herpes) and subsequently lead a happily ever after life.

You sound like you believe in fairytale endings. Are you emo?

Well that came from watching too many Jap & Korean dramas. Who says these dramas are only for the fairer sex? A lot of guys are watching them now.

As for emo, I am not emo EMO, but I can be emo EMO. Hope that's not too difficult to be understood.